Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...