What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
mosquito and a fly
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Idiots on the computer
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Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...