Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...