A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...