The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...