The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...