There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!