Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.