Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...