What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...