Murphy’s Laws (5)
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An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
A prisoner with skills
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