All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...