Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”