Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...