The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...