Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...