yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...