What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Polish Guy At the Beach
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
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Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...