A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
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Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...