Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...