God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...