An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...