Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...