Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!