Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...