Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...