Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...