Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...