Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...