Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.