Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....