The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...