Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...