Long Amusement
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My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
make a glow worm happy
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How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...