That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.