Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...