The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Banned Children’s Books
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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...