What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...