How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...