Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...