Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...