Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...