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What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
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I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
You just might be a Redneck if…
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I’ll have nun of that!
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When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What’s the ultimate rejection?
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