Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!