Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...