A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
The World’s Shortest Books
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