French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...