If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...