Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...