Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...